Hosni Mubarak is the Best President!

After recent Egyptian population uprising against tyrrany, the president of Egypt (Hosni Mubarak) was sitting and was very sad and depressed.

His aid was serving him Moroccan coffee . Hosni Mubarak had a lot on his mind so he turns to his aid and asks him:

“Who do you think is better, Sadat or Me (referring to himself).”
His aid replies by saying : “Mr President! You are better because Sadat was scared and afraid of Israel.”

Mubarak’s mood changes and he feels a bit happy now.

So He asks his aid again: “Who do you think is better, Jamal Ab Naasir or Me (again referring to himself).”
His aid replies and says: “You are the better than Ab Naasir Mr President, because Ad-Naasir was afraid of America”

President Mubarak feels proud and is getting more excited.
So he asks his aid again: “Who do you think is better, Umar bin Al-Khatab or Me”
His aid replies: “MR PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BETTER BECAUSE UMAR BIN AL-KHATTAB WAS AFRAID OF ALLAH SWT!”


http://theislamicstandard.wordpress.com/2011/01/29/hosni-mubarak-is-the-best-president/

Other humorous comments that I found:

Quote :

Ben Ali : Game Over
Hosni Moubarak : Loading
The king of Jordan : Next Level
Al Kaddafi : Mission Impossible 4
to be continued...]

Quote :

Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██ #jan25 #Egypt #censorship

Quote :

The only one who is respecting the curfew is Mubarak.