After recent Egyptian population uprising against tyrrany, the president of Egypt (Hosni Mubarak) was sitting and was very sad and depressed.

His aid was serving him Moroccan coffee . Hosni Mubarak had a lot on his mind so he turns to his aid and asks him:

“Who do you think is better, Sadat or Me (referring to himself).”
His aid replies by saying : “Mr President! You are better because Sadat was scared and afraid of Israel.”

Mubarak’s mood changes and he feels a bit happy now.

So He asks his aid again: “Who do you think is better, Jamal Ab Naasir or Me (again referring to himself).”
His aid replies and says: “You are the better than Ab Naasir Mr President, because Ad-Naasir was afraid of America”

President Mubarak feels proud and is getting more excited.
So he asks his aid again: “Who do you think is better, Umar bin Al-Khatab or Me”
His aid replies: “MR PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BETTER BECAUSE UMAR BIN AL-KHATTAB WAS AFRAID OF ALLAH SWT!”


http://theislamicstandard.wordpress.com/2011/01/29/hosni-mubarak-is-the-best-president/

Other humorous comments that I found:

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Ben Ali : Game Over Hosni Moubarak : Loading The king of Jordan : Next Level Al Kaddafi : Mission Impossible 4 to be continued...]

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Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██ #jan25 #Egypt #censorship

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The only one who is respecting the curfew is Mubarak.