Americans Advocate Jihad As A Good Way To Lose Weight

Americans Advocate Jihad As A Good Way To Lose Weight
By mujahidblog



For those who cannot read the post, America is apparently so desperate to solve its obesity crisis that they have begun advocating Jihad as a good way to lose weight. I found out just recently that SurgicalWeightLoss.org is linking to my re-posting of Shaykh Anwar Al-Awlaki’s “44 Ways Of Supporting Jihad.” Specifically they seem to be advocating Jihad as a good way for men to lose weight and not women.

Just so the Americans know, the Mujahideen appreciate your enthusiasm, but they prefer new recruits that can actually reach their own feet to tie their own shoes. So squeeze those thighs American butterballs, then maybe you can join the Mujahideen.