Puzzles & Humour

Shia Imam fakin' it...

Al-Ansariyyah — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:56:57 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuMymH18xQQ I have never seen such a fake person in my entire life� Pay attention to these parts of the video: 00:52 1:06 1:30 <- this is straight up LOL 3:00 4:15 Alhamdullilah that we are not of them. Brother Samir has some funny posts!

Too funneh

Abu Sulayman — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:06:03 GMT

Right I don't know how to embed this one...perhaps because it's way too funny.....

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Tribal Leader

Abu Sulayman — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:04:05 GMT

O Shaykh, Should I Launch Jihad ?

Abu Sulayman — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:17:12 GMT

Click Me

I've found Admin!!!

Suraqah al-Andalusi — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:14:26 GMT

Abu Khadeejah & Bilal Davis

Abu Sulayman — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:40:52 GMT

Abu Khadeejah is at it again! This time he addresses the most talked about question on Youtube: Who is a Salafi? Well, our grand master Abu Khadeejah has answered it for all you deviants. Ehhh! I am salafi! Youre Not Salafi!!!

The Code

Abu Sulayman — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:16:13 GMT

Mujahideen in chechnya

Suraqah al-Andalusi — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:34:19 GMT

I found this funny .. Poor animal lol

Abu Khadeejah on the Khawaarij�

Suraqah al-Andalusi — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:00:17 GMT

Iranian idol

Suraqah al-Andalusi — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:29:11 GMT

Arab Michael Jackson

Admin — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:30:06 GMT

Someone sent me this clip the other day

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2948031/michael_jackson_last_clip/

Warning: contains music

Joke thread

Abul Hassan — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:25:30 GMT

Post yer jokes, riddles and stuff here But keep in mind that its not permitted to lie even in a jest, according to the hadith of Rasoolullah , so no lying

Funnayyyyyyy Video

Ibn Khattab — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:28:46 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni11JxRLwDM&feature=related

Tooooooo Funnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

urban rose — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:59:15 GMT

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJD1V6GapSg http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e0aa6QRyyM8&feature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSqdL7fiE8&feature=related

What chefs do when bored

Abu Sulayman — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:01:51 GMT

Reduced: 88% of original size [ 651 x 610 ] - Click to view full image Reduced: 79% of original size [ 728 x 585 ] - Click to view full image

Language

urban rose — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:00:42 GMT

According to Illinois state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American." Widow is the only female form in the English language that is shorter than its corresponding male term (widower). Victor Hugo's Les Miserable contains one of the longest sentences in the French language 823 words without a period. There is only ONE word in the English language with THREE CONSECUTIVE SETS OF DOUBLE LETTERS.... Bookkeeper There is a ...

Desi Blunders

Laila — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:11:10 GMT

Haha

Rebuses

Admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:20:30 GMT

For those who don't know, a rebus is a picture representation of a name, work, or phrase. For instance if you wanted to say summat corny like "I love you", then it'll be an "eye U", except it'll be done in pictures *Roll Eyes* So see if you can solve this easy one,

Crazy guy brings a lion into his house!

Abu Sulayman — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:07:15 GMT

Asslaamu 3aleykum...

...Riddles...

Al Qadr — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:29:28 GMT

1 costs �2
25 costs �4
100 costs �6

What is it?

Memorable Bushisms...

urban rose — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:18:50 GMT

...and this guy was the head of one of the worlds 'superpowers' Quote:All politicians are prone to make slips of the tongue in the heat of the moment - and President George W Bush has made more than most. The word "Bushism" has been coined to label his occasional verbal lapses during eight years in office, which come to an end on 20 January. Here are some of his most memorable pronouncements. They misunderestimated me." Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, ...

Guess the pic...

urban rose — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:43:24 GMT

Game - post a pic/portion of a pic and try and guess what it is...

an easy-ish first one:

Stupid People

Anonymous — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:28:17 GMT

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to ...

this is funny

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:23:09 GMT

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xvt4vI8neWA

What happened in the last Arab Summit...?

Abu Sulayman — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:03:22 GMT

Assalaamu 3aleykum, They claimed the last Arab summit in Syria was successful.. Yes, it is.. just to those who read the books like this idiot : George Bush must have taught him how to read

Only in America

Moonlight — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:21:15 GMT

Only in America... 1. Only in America .....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America ......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large ...

tooo funnnaaaa....

urban rose — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:35:49 GMT

Why Why WHYYYY?

Gangster Aunty — Thu, 08 May 2008 08:32:28 GMT

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insuficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Whose idea ...

Call Centre Convos smack

Amethyst — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:42:14 GMT

Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: ...

Learn Korean in 5 minutes!

Z-Blade — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:15:41 GMT

Learn Korean in 5 minutes (Must be read out loud) 1) That's not right............................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive................Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP..................................Kum Hia 4) Stupid Man........................................Dum Gai 5) Small Horse......................................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach......................Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into the ...

Stupidity of the Shi3a

Abu Sulayman — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:20:05 GMT

Assalaamu 3aleykum,

Brothers & sisters watch this video where the Shi3a claim the British queen is from the family of RasulAllah

http://www.youtube.com/v/0sq0JxA9dRg

Let's Learn English!

warda — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:24:00 GMT

Assalamu alikum heard this while back, and still makes me chuckle Let's Learn English! Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you. George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President. George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. ...